their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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