So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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