i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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