its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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