I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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