He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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