we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Your cock deserves a montage
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
