at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
