I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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