well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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