brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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