we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Life is so much better after having sex.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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