You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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