I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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