i don't like sucking hair
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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