Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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