that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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