Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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