dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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