6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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