and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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