Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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