What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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