Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
