There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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