After last night, I could never be a politician.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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