I just cut my nipple shaving
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I need you to use more vowels.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
im on a boat
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