Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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