awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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