Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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