His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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