When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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