the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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