Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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