mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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