I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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