Cold hands, warm shart.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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