idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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