shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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