yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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