Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just had sex on a roof
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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