So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
