There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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