oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
