yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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