I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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