I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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