Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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