pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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