shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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