UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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