Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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